f-uukk:

c-poy:

I haven’t met all of me yet.

What a lovely and terrifying thought all at the same time

i have major phone anxiety and hate making calls more than anything but have somehow managed to make s i x (6) bookings for flat viewings this week

bloodbending:

the most painful social interactions are when you miscalculate someone’s meme literacy and reference something and the person/group doesn’t get it and u have to half-heartedly explain it knowing FULL well it’s 0% funny if people don’t have the full convoluted context of the joke and u feel the flames of hell start to lick at ur feet as they all give u a pity laugh 

frogyell:

me as a detective walking up to look at a dead body: ok first of all, big mood,

fun/mild-to-moderately terrifying things 🙀:

• i get my degree result in a week and i graduate in 13 days
• my dissertation is being published
• i’m still in the visa/ESTA process right now but like, i don’t have a secret criminal record so I’M GONNA BE IN NEW YORK for 6-8 weeks from early august, holla

The Signs as Iconique Esme Squalor Looks

crowpaper:

Aries: The E.S.M.E Fingernails 

Taurus: The Flame-Imitating Dress

Gemini: The Tagliatelle Grande

Cancer: I’m-Not-In-Disguise-I-Just-Wear-A-Motorcycle-Helmet-All-The-Time

Leo: Pinstripes 

Virgo:  Smoking a Verdant Flammable Device 

Libra: The Stiletto-Stilettos

Scorpio: That Octopus Dress

Sagittarius: The I <3 Freaks Ensemble

Capricorn: Accessorising with a harpoon gun 

Aquarius: Telescopic Glasses are very in right now

Pisces: Five Lettuce Leaves and n o t h i n g e l s e 

juelzsantanabandana:

laboricuabonita:

Sleeping next to someone you care about is probably one of the best feelings in the world.

Y'all ever heard of a tax refund

theoneronnie:

soft-oh-keys:

i’m so glad glee is cancelled because we would have had to sit through a prince tribute and a lemonade episode, what a mess that would have been

i like how you accepted that you would still be watching it

jly:

me to my skin: I know ur trying, but try harder

cosmog:

arisatohamuko:

witches on tumblr are literally like “if you curse ur ex mutuals with blood magic you are VALID uwu” i feel like i have to burn sage and shove quartz up my nose every 4 months im active on tumblr just in case some rando cursed me over discourse

who the hell are yall following

disabilityhealth:

evidence suggests that I am too tired for this shit

lemonyandbeatrice:

“All the information you need to make a book about yourself!” this is an instructional book about Damask making a book about herself. loves it.

i’m just

lemonyandbeatrice:

I got a package from the UK and I was like ????? who the hell sent me something

I forgot that like a month or two ago I’d ordered the children’s book that @marcuspecter is in.

#nice

I HOPE YOU FIND IT USEFUL, TRAITOR